Just hours before the polls closed on the 2014 midterms, an anonymous source from the GOP headquarters emailed us a copy of the video we uploaded to our YouTube channel as soon as we could put our graphic on it in (our lawyers said we should have spent that valuable time authenticating our source, but pffffffffft what do lawyers know about legality of things and shit and stuff.
Am I right?
The email with the video was as follows.
Thought you should see what the GOP has in mind for America, what with 2014 presumably in their pockets and 2016 just a little over a year away. By the way, can you pay me in Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets? It’s a thing. I can’t explain it, but just think about stocking up on them for the sake of your family’s financial future. Republican America is gonna be fuuuuuuuuuucked up.