LEAKED VIDEO: RNC’s “Welcome to Republican America” (VIDEO)

Just hours before the polls closed on the 2014 midterms, an anonymous source from the GOP headquarters emailed us a copy of the video we uploaded to our YouTube channel as soon as we could put our graphic on it in (our lawyers said we should have spent that valuable time authenticating our source, but pffffffffft what do lawyers know about legality of things and shit and stuff.

Am I right?

The email with the video was as follows.

Thought you should see what the GOP has in mind for America, what with 2014 presumably in their pockets and 2016 just a little over a year away. By the way, can you pay me in Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets? It’s a thing. I can’t explain it, but just think about stocking up on them for the sake of your family’s financial future. Republican America is gonna be fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37RXG2FRchA

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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