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A Report From the Front Lines of the War on Drugs (VIDEO)

James Schlarmann
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httpv://youtu.be/J2_DPl1ZYIU

Is the War on Drugs working? This is a question we here at The Political Garbage Chute were dying to find the answers to. So we sent our very best reporter out to the war’s front lines, putting him clearly in harm’s way, to find out just how effective this decades-long social policy has been at keeping Americans away from drugs. We think you’ll find the report quite reassuring of your tax dollars extremely well spent.

 

James Schlarmann
James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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