Donald Trump’s Christmas Shopping List (VIDEO)

When you're Donald Trump, you still need to buy people things for Christmas. But what does he get? This video tries to answer that question.

Christmas is just a few shopping days away. And even though he’s been super busy lately (not so much with intelligence briefings or getting ready for the presidency, but you know, tweeting and shit), even Donald Trump has some Christmas shopping to do. Or at the very least he has some Christmas shopping to underpay some poor intern to do for him.

With as much money as he allegedly has, Trump must lavish his friends and families with trinkets, baubles, and even the odd knicknack or two! Imagine the gold plated, platinum coated shit he gets people! It must be un-fucking-real what he gives people, right?

But, well, what does Donald Trump buy people for Christmas? In this next segment, we endeavor to answer just that very question. Enjoy!

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