Donald Trump’s Christmas Wish List (VIDEO)

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Oh hi there. In case you didn’t know, we die-hard, Alinksy Acolyte Libtarded Librulz officially lost this year’s battle of the War on Christmas: Infinite Edition, and Christmas will in-fact still be happening. Sad.

But speaking of orange-tinted cock resin-elects…

What do you think Donald Trump gets people for Christmas? Clearly, since the Evangelical Christians voted for him, Trump is a hardcore Jesus’ lovin’ man and does up Christmas like the Son of God truly deserves. Which means he must really love Christmas. Or maybe he doesn’t care about Christmas because he clearly gets everything he probably doesn’t deserve all the other 364 days of the year? Really, who knowwwwwwws, right?

Right.

Here’s “Donald Trump’s Christmas Wishlist.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJIViqQcPkM

 

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