Daesh Uses Trump’s Wife in Recruitment Porn

The radical Islamic terrorist group Daesh made headlines last week when they started using billionaire real estate mogul Donald J. Trump in recruitment videos. Trump is the current leader in the Republican Party’s field of candidates that are vying for the nomination in this year’s presidential race. During the most recent debate held by the GOP’s rival party, Democratic front runner Hillary Clinton jabbed at Trump, saying he’d be used in recruitment videos for the terrorists’ efforts to radicalize new people.

While some in the media scoffed at Clinton’s assertions as campaign rhetoric hyperbole, it wasn’t long after that Trump did indeed start making an appearance in Daesh’s recruitment videos. Trump has flippantly disregarded the use of his speeches in terrorist training videos, and sources close to the former reality-TV star say he is just as dismissive of the news coming out of Syria that Daesh has started to put his wife Melania in promotional materials that are of a decidedly pornographic nature.

"We can't wait to see Mrs. Trump's hot eyebrows!"
“We can’t wait to see Mrs. Trump’s hot eyebrows!”

“While Sharia does not allow for us watch a woman get banged on film,” a Tweet from Daesh accounts said over the weekend, “we can still put Mrs. Trump in our videos, bringing shame and humiliation to her, and healthy, Allah-blessed boners for our fighters.” The same Twitter account then shared out a brief clip of a video called “Jihad Joy Ride” in which a very thin plot revolves around a sexy Daesh fighter who has to “fuck her way out of tight spots with her tight spot” according to a follow-up tweet.

The video splices images of Melania Trump, photoshopped into a burqa and hijab, allowing for just her eyes to be seen, into a traditional pornographic movie, filmed in Southern California’s Ventura County. While no sex — simulated or real — takes place in the movie since it was all edited out, the Daesh tweet insists that “Islamic state fighters will be hella inspired by Melania’s sweet, sweet brow” that they will “fap their way to glory.”

“Mr. Trump has already done so much for us,” another tweet said, “that it almost feels greedy using his wife this way.” However, the Twitter feed later said, the group wants to “reach as many people as possible” with their message of war against the west, and “nothing sells a message like titties.” Voters in primary states will begin casting their ballots to determine who the Republican and Democratic nominees will be later this year. With just over ten months until election day, Trump still leads the field by a large margin in most nationally-recognized polls.

This story is developing and will be updated as more details emerge.