WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told reporters today that, after watching Taliban forces reclaim much of Afghanistan after nearly twenty years of U.S. occupation, she decided to place a phone call to their leadership.
"I got...
LAKE DAUGHTERLUST, FLORIDA -- All across pro-MAGA media, President Joe Biden is getting hammered for how the military has handled the planned withdrawal of its forces from Afghanistan.
In just a few short days, Taliban fighters have recaptured massive swaths...
FORT STRATEGERIE, TEXAS -- Since leaving office in 2008, former President George W. Bush has spent a considerable amount of time honing his skill as a portrait painter. While nothing that he's painted will likely be compared to the...
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- The former, one-term, twice forever impeached 45th Smartest President of the United States issued a statement this morning, slamming the current administration. Donald Trump, a reality-TV game show host with several failed businesses under his...
Democrats in the Texas State Senate have once again taken to extreme measures to fight the passage of their state's sweeping new set of voter restrictions. This time, the Democrats who walked out on a special session and denied...
More than 200 million Americans have signed a new petition, asking the Pentagon to reinstate the draft for the sole purpose of enlisting Fox News white supremacist Tucker Carlson and sending him to fight in Afghanistan. Alone.
For much of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hailing himself as a "true American patriot and hero," Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) told reporters today that he is going to open up his home, and host any 17-year-old girls who are apprehended by border patrol...
When former one-term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump left office, he left having not fulfilled one of his chief campaign promises. The "great" and "beautiful" wall he promised not only didn't get completed, the governor of Texas just...
Contrary to reporting in other outlets today, former one-term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump was not upset it any way, shape, or form when he read news accounts of the summit between his former boss and the man...
The President of the United States held his first face-to-face summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin today. Shortly after the summit broke up, reportedly President Joe Biden received an unscheduled phone call from his predecessor, former one-term, twice-permanently impeached...
