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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true. At least, she's not a fan of transgender women. For some reason, which only the billionaire Harry Potter author can tell us what that might be, she doesn't seem as obsessed...
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...

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DeSantis Signs Law Giving Parental Rights to Rapists Six Weeks After Rape

"Obviously, Ron DeSantis is a friend to Florida's rapists..."  - Chad Beefington, Rapists Rights...
Science & Medicine

Appeals Court: If Ted Cruz is Fertile, the Abortion Pill Should Be Legal

Last week, a federal judge invalidated the FDA's approval of mifepristone, a so-called "abortion...
LGTBQ+

In Arkansas, Our Kids Are Too Young to Choose a Gender, But Old Enough to Choose a Career

The following editorial was written by Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The views and...
Women's Rights

I’m Pregnant in Florida. Why Won’t Ron DeSantis Let Me Vote Twice If He’s Pro-Life?

The following editorial was written by Susan Beax-Boosin, a nurse and resident of Lake...
The Bible Belt

Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now...
Women's Rights

“Here’s Why Your Uterus Belongs to Those Weird Jesus Freak Neighbors” by Amy Coney Barrett

The following editorial was submitted by Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney OfJesse Barrett. The...
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Overturning Roe Doesn’t Go Far Enough. Sperm Must Be Given Full Citizenship.

The following editorial was written by Will Riccilumbo, a Fox News contributing editor and...
Women's Rights

New Leak Indicates Supreme Court Will Overturn the Right to Eat Eggs

A leaked draft opinion written by Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh indicates that he,...
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Taliban Congratulates MAGA on Overturning Roe Vs Wade

Just hours after Politico broke a bombshell story -- that the Supreme Court had voted in...
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A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

It seems that the nation is closer than it's been in 50 years to...
Women's Rights

Rapist Looking to Settle Down and Start a Family Grateful for Florida’s New Abortion Ban

He's known for a little while that he's ready to settle down and start...
Women's Rights

Coat Hangers and Bleach Pass Meth and Busch Beer as Florida’s Highest Selling Products

Just days after Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) signed a sweeping, new 15-week abortion ban...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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