The following is an editorial written by Dustin Pewpsin, a conservative blogger, podcaster, entrepreneur, cross burner, avid outdoorsman, and Second Amendment enthusiast. The views and opinions expressed by Mr. Pewpsin do not necessarily reflect those of this publication, its...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A laptop found in a Manhattan alleyway seems to contain texts between President Donald J. Trump and his son, Donald Trump Jr., and the contents of those text messages have leaked to various media...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donaldito Trumpolini gave an address to His nation from the White Power House today, announcing alongside Gestapo Generalisimo Guillermo Barr and FBI Director Christopher Wray, that he was authorizing a surge of federal troops into...
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging that their logo is a "blatant and comically obvious, lazy ripoff" of the emblem that has been used as a trademark for the Star Trek franchise for...
THE HIGH THRONE OF NEPOTISTIC PALACE, UNICORN LAND -- Princess Ivanka scolded the American media more directly today after she tweeted her thoughts on a video now going viral in right-wing circles. The video depicts CNN anchor Don Lemon...
LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald J. Trump lashed out at Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the State of California, and its governor Gavin Newsom. Trump is understandably in a...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube star and alt-right country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins said that he is "sick and goddamned tired" of President Trump's "white America First agenda" being overshadowed...
BISCUIT HILLS, PENNSYLVANIA -- When Susan Carolsen heard the news about a Starbucks in nearby Philadelphia being the scene of an arrest of two young, unarmed, black males for loitering, she says she shook her head. Last Monday evening,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A very patient and stoic Mark Zuckerberg, CEO and co-founder of Facebook, is still sitting in the same chair he sat down in almost a full day ago, explaining to a Republican senator who he is,...
