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Trump Announces Start of “Operation Legendary Fascist Show of Force Against People of Color”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donaldito Trumpolini gave an address to His nation from the ...
Paramount Alleges Trademark Infringement Against Space Force
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging ...
Princess Ivanka Tells Media ‘Elites’ Their Criticisms Make Daddy Cry On His Golden Toilet
THE HIGH THRONE OF NEPOTISTIC PALACE, UNICORN LAND — Princess Ivanka scolded the American ...
He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama
LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA — This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald ...
MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube ...
Local Mom and Pop Coffee Shop Only Calls Cops On Black Hipsters
BISCUIT HILLS, PENNSYLVANIA — When Susan Carolsen heard the news about a Starbucks in ...
Mark Zuckerberg Enters 20th Hour Explaining To Chuck Grassley That He’s Not The “You’ve Got Mail” Guy
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A very patient and stoic Mark Zuckerberg, CEO and co-founder of ...
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