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Biden to Confiscate Gas Stoves and Put Them in Same FEMA Camps as Obama’s Guns

Over the course of the next two years, President Joe Biden (D) will have the U.S. Army remove nearly every single gas stove from American homes. The gas stoves will then be placed in the same FEMA camp warehouses...

Sinema and Gabbard Form The Desperate to Stay Relevant Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Less than twelve hours after announcing that she had left the Democratic Party, Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (Attention-AZ), announced that she and another former Democrat were teaming up to form their own, brand new political party. "Umm, like,...

Sinema Congratulates Fellow Dems on Senate Majority She Will Work with GOP to Thwart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps nobody is as excited that her fellow Democrats will hold the Senate majority for the next two years than Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ). At a press conference this morning, Sinema congratulated Sen. Raphael Warnock of Georgia...

Dems Offer to Exchange Jackson’s LSATs for Kavanaugh’s BAC the Night He Assaulted Blasey Ford

https://youtu.be/KpyFDvoO8UU When President Joe Biden nominated Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, not many on the Hill expected Republicans to just roll over without a fight and let her onto the bench without smearing...

Ted Cruz: “Did Biden Forget Real Presidents Only Use the State of the Union to S Their Own D?”

Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) was not a fan of President Joe Biden's first State of the Union Address, however that is probably as surprising as finding out that a week's worth of Taco Bell will give you diarrhea as...

Obama Tells Biden He Can ‘Think of One Black Woman With a Law Degree’ to Replace Breyer

President Joe Biden is currently conducting a search for someone to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer. Much to the chagrin of rank and file, elected, and right-wing media white nationalists, Biden has indicated his nominee will be...

Bipartisanship: Democrats Manchin & Sinema Eager to Block Democrats Replacing Justice Breyer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Few things cause quite so much commotion in the nation's capital as the selection of a new Supreme Court Justice. This morning, President Joe Biden got word that he would be given that opportunity this year. According...

America’s Favorite Republicans Ranked from Manchin to Sinema

The Republican Party has quite a few elected officials that can only be described with terms like "beloved," or "popular." Who wouldn't love a person who fights for big business to strangle mom and pop businesses while keeping the...

McConnell Warns Democrats Not to Change the Filibuster Like He Changed the Filibuster

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to push Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch onto the high court's bench, then Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) personally spearheaded the charge.  McConnell convinced his fellow Republicans to make a rule change, bypassing...

Manchin: “West Virginia Kids Told Me They Want to Breathe Dirty Air in a Broke, Disgusting State”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite polling data that shows voters in his state support it by almost a 40% margin, Sen. Joe Manchin (D?) doesn't think the people of West Virginia want him to vote for President Biden's Build Back...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...
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