The Bible Belt

Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins was among the crowd at President Donald Trump's MAGA rally. Though he lives hundreds of miles away in another state, Bohiggins says it was a...

Tennessee Gov. Signs Proclamation Celebrating Racism

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -- Earlier this week, Tennessee governor Bill Lee (R) has signed a proclamation today celebrating racism. "I sign this proclamation today in celebration and recognition of racism, proudly and with the full legacy of the Party of Lincoln...

Alabama Republicans Propose New State Miscarriage Investigation Unit

STONEWALL COUNTY, ALABAMA -- Just a couple of weeks after Alabama's governor signed a sweeping, abortion ban into law, Republican legislators in her state have proposed an amendment to the law that would earmark $15 million to create a...

Alabama Celebrates First Fetal Wedding

RIO SIN DIENTES, ALABAMA -- In a sleepy Alabama town, preparations are underway for a truly momentous and perhaps historic event -- a man and a fetus will be wed this weekend.  Jasper McCoy, 32-years-old and a devout born again...

Alabama GOP Demands “Arthur” Air Episode Where He Marries His Sister

BAISEURS DE COUSIN EN ARRIÉRE PARISH, ALABAMA -- On May 13th, 2019, PBS aired the season premiere of "Arthur," a long-running children's animated program based on the books by author Marc Brown. The episode's plot involved Arthur, the titular...

Alabama Rape Victim Uses Legally Obtained AR-15 to Perform Own Abortion

LAGO DEL DESESPERACIÓN, ALABAMA -- In March, 28 year old nurse and Alabama resident Jane Sampson was raped while walking home after working a late shift at St. Mary's Hospital. To her utter shock and dismay, when Jane missed her period...

New Alabama Mom Can’t Wait to Grow Up and Watch Her Son Grow Up

CORNPONE, ALABAMA -- Susie Grandstrom is expecting her first child sometime later this year. In the interest of protecting her complete identity, we're using an assumed name for Susie. That's because Susie is 13 years old, though she's quick...

Missouri Lawmakers Consider Changing State Nickname to “The Show Me Your Cooter State”

CONFEDERATE COUNTY, MISSOURI -- Missouri joined a growing number of red states have passed new, sweeping, extremely restrictive abortion bans last week, and this week State Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (R) introduced a new measure that would change the state's...

Alabama Rapist Can Finally Have The Family He Never Had

Sumiton, AL -- Unemployed handyman and rapist George Reed Wambles of Sumiton, Alabama says he's happy with Alabama's new abortion ban. The new law, which takes effect 6 months from now, will give him a "second chance" to start...

Tennessee Considering Law Banning Abortion if Mother’s Mother Was Ever Pregnant

FORT CHINGAR PRIMA, TENNESSEE -- The Tennessee state legislature has joined Georgia, Ohio, Missouri, and Alabama and passed an extremely restrictive abortion restriction through its judiciary committee, and expects to have a law on the governor's desk to sign...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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