It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the Supreme Court's conservative majority is poised to help roll back abortion rights in America to a time before Roe Vs Wade, 34...
Never one to pass up an opportunity to join in on the fun his Republican colleagues are having, Congressman Matt Gaetz posted his family's Christmas card to social media today. At least, Rep. Gaetz posted a Christmas card that...
SHITLIP, TEXAS -- Bill Williamson has found himself in some rather unforeseen circumstances before, but he told us during a recent Skype interview that what he's going through now is "literally Hell on Earth," and he's unsure how it...
GILEAD, TEXAS -- In a case that might send reverberations throughout the Lone Star State and other red states that have passed similarly restrictive abortion bans in their state, a pregnant woman living in Texas has sued her ex-boyfriend....
AUSTIN, TEXGHANISTAN -- For for the first time in decades, a member of the United States of America has filed the paperwork with Congress necessary to change its name on all official documents. At a ceremony marking the occasion,...
In Texas, soon it will be illegal for a woman to get an abortion after the point of erection. Already, the state's law banning the procedure after six weeks has gone into effect because the Supreme Court declined to...
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA -- All over the country, states are trying desperately to get their residents to take one of the three FDA-approved COVID-19 vaccines. Most economists agree that a key factor in getting economies going again after nearly a...
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA -- In the Palmetto State, it's become quite difficult for authorities to execute inmates on death row. Anti-capital punishment advocates successfully lobbied pharmaceutical companies who sell the drugs necessary for a lethal injection style execution to...
AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republicans in the Lonestar State are crowing quite loudly this morning over a report on deaths from COVID-19. According to new data, Texas hit a milestone it hasn't been able to achieve since the beginning of...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity, Inc., told reporters today that he and his father have decided to give members of the MAGA movement what he called "special consideration" and permission to...
