Today, Jesus Hubert Christ held his weekly heavenly press conference. One reporter asked the Son of God about a pair of Super Bowl commercials run by a Christian mega-church. Jesus was not impressed, to say the least.
"From what I...
Singer Rihanna was the marquee star of yesterday's Super Bowl LVII halftime show. During her performance, Rihanna sang a handful of her most popular songs, and also used the opportunity to announce she's pregnant. Many fans of hip-hop and...
In an interview this morning, certified election loser and Not Arizona's Governor Kari Lake informed Newsmax that she has "irrefutable proof" that it was actually the Philadelphia Eagles who won yesterday's Super Bowl LVII, and not the Kansas City...
The State of Florida is set to begin collecting menstrual data from its high school athletes. It's the latest in a series of anti-transgender measures enacted in the state shaped like a floppy dong under Governor Ron DeSantis (Q),...
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TALAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Teachers in America's Dong State are forbidden from discussing the halftime show presented at Super Bowl LVI this past weekend, according to a new order signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q).
On Sunday, legends of hip hop...
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FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In his mind, the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl last night, and former President Donald Trump is lashing out against the NFL for letting the Los Angeles Rams "win a sham and rigged contest" instead....
DEL MAR, CALIFORNIA -- Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene will no longer be able to rest her tired, cloven feet at the Del Mar Racetrack's stable facility. This development comes after Del Mar informed Greene this week that she...
NFL players who are anti-vaccine will be forced to strip off their pads and helmets prior to kickoff, according to a new rule change, just implemented by the league.
According to the new rule, if a player has been found...
BEDFORD FOREST, MICHIGAN -- He estimates that he has roughly six dozen guns, though he brings in new weaponry to his militia's armory so often that keeping an exact inventory is quite difficult. He runs in the same circles...
FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- Last night, according to the scoreboard, the Houston Astros lost Game 1 of the 2021 World Series to the Atlanta Braves. The official final score had the Braves with three runs to the one run scored...
