Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of the most famous statues in human history, Governor Ron DeSantis has used that incident as justification to ban any and...
Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Daily Caller commentator Matt Walsh's work. In a blog article posted to Jesus' website today, the Son of God blasted Walsh and his boss Ben Shapiro as "perverted whack jobs" who...
Today, Jesus Hubert Christ held his weekly heavenly press conference. One reporter asked the Son of God about a pair of Super Bowl commercials run by a Christian mega-church. Jesus was not impressed, to say the least.
"From what I...
After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included references to "The Great Replacement Theory," many have wondered just what that is, and where it came from.
In general, The...
Speaking to reporters at his weekly press conference, Jesus Hubert Christ was asked for his opinions on a leaked Supreme Court opinion indicating the conservative majority is poised to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Christ reiterated that he, as a general...
While the Internet debates whether social media accounts that anonymously aggregate content for the purpose of fomenting outrage and directing targeted hate and abuse toward communities of people online should be tolerated, a new aggregator on the block is...
The battle between an alleged comedic outlet and one of the largest social media companies on the web won't be over anytime soon. In a newly written statement, The Babylon Bee remains defiant and states that it will not be...
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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This past weekend, fossilized human and retired televangelist Pat Robertson seemed to throw his support behind Russian President Vladimir Putin's illegal invasion of Ukraine, on biblical grounds.
Speaking on his old television show, Robertson said...
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One year ago, a man moved into the permanent residents' area of Hell, one of the afterlife's oldest apartment complexes. Since that day, Satan -- Hell's superintendent -- says that life has been a "topsy-turvy mix" of good and...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Living fossil and televangelist Pat Robertson often speaks to God about what's going in the United States. In particular, Robertson will dialogue with God about natural disasters and weather phenomenon. Usually, God tells Robertson exactly...
