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Trump Tells Ivanka He’s Going to Pinch Her No Matter How Much Green She’s Wearing

Today is St. Patrick's Day, and nobody knows that better than former, one term, twice permanently impeached, subject of several criminal investigations, historically least popularly elected, President Donald Trump. Reportedly, St. Patrick's Day is one of Trump's all-time favorite holidays....

In 2024, Republicans Will Choose Between Trump, DeSantis, or Another Form of Cancer

Believe it or not, Americans are only about 20 short months away from choosing the next President of the United States. It's assumed at this point that President Joe Biden will throw his hat in the ring for the Democratic...

World’s Richest Alt-Right Twitter Troll Calls for QAnon Shaman’s Release

Elon Musk, the world's richest alt-right Twitter troll, used his account on that social media site -- which he's owned for a few months -- to publicly call for the release of a man currently serving federal prison time...

DeSantis Demands Disney World Close ‘It’s a Small World’ Because It Promotes Woke Globalism

"...the only black automatons we tolerate are Candice Owens and Ben Carson." - Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) sent an angry email to Mickey Mouse this morning, demanding that Walt Disney World "immediately and permanently close"...

George Santos: “I Never Would Have Invented Locomotives if I Knew Biden Would Let Them Crash!”

Rep. George Santos (Q-NY) told reporters today that he has "many, many, many regrets" in his life, but one of his biggest is that he invented the locomotive engine. "You gotta understand, though," Santos said half-jokingly, "this was the early...

My Kids and I Are Breathing Toxic Soup and It’s Your Fault. But Thanks for the Branded Water?

The following was sent to our editorial board from Clark Sparkler, a lifelong resident of East Palestine, Ohio. Mr. Sparkler reports that he was in attendance yesterday when former, twice-impeached President Donald J. Trump held a campaign rally in...

MTG’s Attorney Says He Can Handle National Divorce For Her, Too

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) lashed out at President Joe Biden because he chose today for a visit to Ukraine. In more than one tweet, Greene expressed her extreme displeasure with Biden, and proposed what she called a "national...

DeSantis Demands to Know Why Biden Hasn’t Also Shot Down Any Big Black Balloons

An angry Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) lashed out at the Biden administration for what he called an "obvious and deliberate attack of reverse racism" this morning during a press conference. Gov. DeSantis was dedicating a new book burning wing at...

Trump: China Sent Him Three Balloons as Gifts for Opening Secret Bank Accounts

Hours after former President Trump criticized how long it took President Joe Biden to issue the order to have a Chinese balloon spotted over American airspace shot down, it was revealed that three such incidents occurred occurred under the...

Boebert: “I Don’t Have to Be Able to Spell Socialism to Condemn It!”

Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most important. However, if you thought that meant addressing rising inflation, the cost of natural gas, or even gun violence, then you'd be mistaken, or a...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...
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