Recently, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) announced that her 17-year old son had impregnated someone, and she is now expecting to become a grandmother at the ripe old age of 36. Just hours after she made the announcement, Bobert filed...
The following editorial was written by Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Ms. Huckabee Sanders, her far right-wing evangelical religious extremist base, her arch conservative campaign donors, and white supremacists everywhere,...
If you're a man looking to buy a dress for your daughter, niece, wife, or girlfriend and you happen to live in the Gunshine State, Republican lawmakers in your area are trying to force you to wait twenty-four hours...
If there is one constant in the universe, it's that change is inevitable.
Perhaps nothing in life exemplifies that idea quite like the current discussions about the term "woke." Some have a hard time defining it, but they know deep...
Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed a bill on the House Floor this week that, if signed into law by President Joe Biden, would officially designate Antifa as a terrorist organization. It's unclear at this time where Antifa's headquarters...
The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler, following the controversy he started at the 1932 CPAC convention, just a few months before he took power in Germany. Hitler sent us this op-ed piece via the...
The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and "school choice advocate" Dustin Pewpsin. The thoughts and opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily those of this outlet.
Sometimes I wonder if liberals and conservatives/fascists...
I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything. In fact, I'm quite fond of telling people, "I don't know shit."Â The older I get, the longer I live, the more I stay not-dead, the longer the...
Each year, all over America, people partake in the Scottish Highland Games -- a celebration of Scotland's culture, heritage, and traditions. If you live in Florida, or plan to visit America's Dong-Shaped State and wish to attend the games...
Don't get me wrong. I'm sure that he has all kinds of very valid reasons for it, but I can't deny it -- I'm a little confused about why Matt Walsh thinks about my sons' dicks so much.
I mean,...