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7 Cute Nicknames Lauren Boebert’s First Grandchild Can Call Her

Recently, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) announced that her 17-year old son had impregnated someone, and she is now expecting to become a grandmother at the ripe old age of 36. Just hours after she made the announcement, Bobert filed...

In Arkansas, Our Kids Are Too Young to Choose a Gender, But Old Enough to Choose a Career

The following editorial was written by Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Ms. Huckabee Sanders, her far right-wing evangelical religious extremist base, her arch conservative campaign donors, and white supremacists everywhere,...

Florida Republicans Propose 24-Hour Waiting Period for All Men Buying Dresses

If you're a man looking to buy a dress for your daughter, niece, wife, or girlfriend and you happen to live in the Gunshine State, Republican lawmakers in your area are trying to force you to wait twenty-four hours...

How to Tell When You Should Say “Woke” or Just Use the N-Word

If there is one constant in the universe, it's that change is inevitable. Perhaps nothing in life exemplifies that idea quite like the current discussions about the term "woke." Some have a hard time defining it, but they know deep...

Greene Wants Harrison Ford to Testify About Being Antifa Leader Since 1980

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed a bill on the House Floor this week that, if signed into law by President Joe Biden, would officially designate Antifa as a terrorist organization. It's unclear at this time where Antifa's headquarters...

“I Didn’t Say Eradicate Jews. I Said Eradicate Jewishness as a Philosophy.”

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler, following the controversy he started at the 1932 CPAC convention, just a few months before he took power in Germany. Hitler sent us this op-ed piece via the...

Sorry Libs. In Real America We Teach The Three R’s: Reagan, Religion, Re-Electing Trump

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and "school choice advocate" Dustin Pewpsin. The thoughts and opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily those of this outlet. Sometimes I wonder if liberals and conservatives/fascists...

Should We Do Civil War II Because a Horse Faced Lady Doesn’t Like How the First One Went?

I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything. In fact, I'm quite fond of telling people, "I don't know shit." The older I get, the longer I live, the more I stay not-dead, the longer the...

DeSantis Bans Minors from Attending Scottish Highland Games

Each year, all over America, people partake in the Scottish Highland Games -- a celebration of Scotland's culture, heritage, and traditions. If you live in Florida, or plan to visit America's Dong-Shaped State and wish to attend the games...

Why Does Matt Walsh Think About My Sons’ Dicks So Often?

Don't get me wrong. I'm sure that he has all kinds of very valid reasons for it, but I can't deny it -- I'm a little confused about why Matt Walsh thinks about my sons' dicks so much. I mean,...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...
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