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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true. At least, she's not a fan of transgender women. For some reason, which only the billionaire Harry Potter author can tell us what that might be, she doesn't seem as obsessed...

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...

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Republican Equality (VIDEO)

Think Republicans aren't into the whole "equality" thing, think again! They just have their own version of it!

5 Things the House Republicans’ Benghazi Report Proved (VIDEO)

Did you miss the latest House Intelligence report on the Benghazi attack? Don't worry, we've got your run-down of all the important stuff here.

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Republicans keep saying Obama's acting like a monarch, and we have five ways they're totally right!

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