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TN Lawmakers Appoint Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro Official State Gender Inspectors

Republican lawmakers in the State of Tennessee held a closed-door session late last night, and emerged having created a new State Board of Gender Inquisition and regulation. Two hosts and commentators from The Daily Wire will be the board's chief gender...

In Arkansas, Our Kids Are Too Young to Choose a Gender, But Old Enough to Choose a Career

The following editorial was written by Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Ms. Huckabee Sanders, her far right-wing evangelical religious extremist base, her arch conservative campaign donors, and white supremacists everywhere,...

His State’s Anti-Drag Law Forces Ron DeSantis to Stop Wearing High Heeled Cowboy Boots

Gov. RonDeSantis of Florida received some personally troubling news today. According to his own Attorney General, DeSantis has been in direct violation of a new law in his state aimed at prohibiting minors from seeing men in drag. "Apparently, our...

“I Didn’t Say Eradicate Jews. I Said Eradicate Jewishness as a Philosophy.”

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler, following the controversy he started at the 1932 CPAC convention, just a few months before he took power in Germany. Hitler sent us this op-ed piece via the...

Tennessee Republicans Declare All Children’s Genitals State Property

A new bill just passed both chambers of the Tennessee state legislature and is headed to the governor's desk. Once signed into law, all children's genitals will be state property, and a new taxpayer funded agency will enforce a...

Jesus Thinks “Creepy Weirdo” Matt Walsh Should Focus on Own His Junk

Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Daily Caller commentator Matt Walsh's work. In a blog article posted to Jesus' website today, the Son of God blasted Walsh and his boss Ben Shapiro as "perverted whack jobs" who...

In New Harry Potter Game, Hogwarts is a Bible College With Matt Walsh as Headmaster

Fans of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter -- a multibillion dollar franchise that got its humble beginnings as a children's book series -- are clamoring to play Hogwarts Legacy, a new multiplayer gaming experience that puts players in Harry Potter's...

Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data

The State of Florida is set to begin collecting menstrual data from its high school athletes. It's the latest in a series of anti-transgender measures enacted in the state shaped like a floppy dong under Governor Ron DeSantis (Q),...

Confused MTG Gets Request from George Santos for House Drag Queen Story Hour

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) spoke to Fox News this morning about a slew of issues she and her fellow Republicans will tackle now that they have control of the House of Representatives, and have made their committee assignments....

Disney Tells DeSantis They’ll Get Tough on Groomers and Bans Evangelical Christians From Park

In a letter to Gov. Ron DeSantis sent this afternoon via special courier, the Walt Disney Company announced that evangelical Christians are no longer welcome at Disney World, at least while DeSantis is governor. https://youtu.be/yHybeFuJiDc MORE: Of Course I Believe a...
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Trump Confident All His Kids He Wants to Fuck Will Visit Him in Prison

"For starters, we'll probably end up in the same prison system, so it's not like she'll be able to...
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