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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true. At least, she's not a fan of transgender women. For some reason, which only the billionaire Harry Potter author can tell us what that might be, she doesn't seem as obsessed...
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...

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5 Year Old Guatemalan Girl Pretty Adorable In Her Wee Cage Inside Her Sweet Little Concentration Camp

RIO DE VERGONZOSO, TEXAS -- She's frightened, terrified, even. She's lonely most of the...
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MAGA Boy: “Why Do Migrant Kids Need to Bathe and Brush Their Teeth If I Don’t?”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTuber, and country music singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...
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DeVos Supports ICE Raids Because Her Drink Is Getting Warm

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told reporters today that she "completely and...
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President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun Up to His Own Head

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the Secret Service is reporting that a tense...
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Alabama Republicans Hold Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’

INBRED MOUNTAIN, ALABAMA -- Republicans in Alabama held a special ceremony this morning that...
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Trump Orders ICE Guards Posted at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction,...
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Trump Supporter: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube...
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Stephen Miller Assures Red State Lawmakers Migrant Children Don’t Have Human Heartbeats

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with lawmakers from every state won by Donald...
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Trump Orders Disneyland to Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction,...
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Trump Considering Order to Change “No Way, Josè” to “Not a Chance, Lance”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he was "deeply and...
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Stephen Miller Wants ‘Brown Skinned’ Americans to Wear Special Sombrero Patches

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Nationalist Insecurity Adviser Stephen Miller is the man behind...
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Kirstjen Nielsen Filling Out Employment Application At On The Border Mexican Grill

GOLD HILLS, VIRGINIA -- Former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen will be...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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