Humor/Satire

Trump Now Requires Everyone to Get Coronavirus Test Before Kissing His Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has instituted a new White House visitation policy ...

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President ...

Coronavirus Qurantines Itself From Ted Cruz

TEXAS — A spokesperson for the novel coronavirus issued a statement this morning announcing ...

Trump: Space Force Converting the Moon Into a Death Star

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme ...