Humor/Satire

Trump Says President of Puerto Rico Was Wrong to Call Coronavirus a ‘Hoax’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, a somber President Donald Trump implored the American people to ...

Trump Campaign Suspends Future Klan Rallies Out of Coronavirus Concerns

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign has announced it is suspending all ...

Trump Tests Negative for Coronavirus, But Positive for Dumbfuck Flu

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though he delayed being tested for over a week after being ...

Alabama ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages

LAKE SACDEDOUCHE, ALABAMA — Alabama’s governor has reportedly ordered her state’s Attorney General to ...

Federal Reserve Funds $1.5 Trillion in Universal Bank Care

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In bold, decisive action this week, the Federal Reserve Bank authorized ...

White House Wants Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

WASHINGTON, D.C. —  At a prayer breakfast in the nation’s capital today, the country’s ...

Trump Asks Joint Chiefs If U.S. Can ‘Nuke Coronavirus Like a Hurricane’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Projecting an air of confidence and competence has been a mainstay ...