Humor/Satire

Trump Tells Gaetz and Nunes to Put On Masks and Gloves Before Licking His Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When Congressmen Matt Gaetz (R-Floriduh) and Devin Nunes (R-Stupid as Fuck) ...

NRA President Says Obama Confiscated So Many Guns, Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers ...

Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This week, Jesus Hubert Christ was overheard talking to ...

Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th

WASHINGTON, D.C — This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines ...

Trump Brags That Obama ‘Could Never Have as Many COVIDs’ As He Has

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is still attempting to guide the country through ...

CDC Says Coronavirus Feeds Off Trump’s Ego

ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Researchers at the Centers for Disease Control have announced what they ...