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Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall
DELAWARE — The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government ...
Racist Cops All of Sudden No Longer Racist
“Oh shit! Holy fuck! I can’t believe it’s happening, but it’s really happening,” Black ...
Rand Paul Wonders If Black Lives Really Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C. — There is only one, single member of the Senate Republican caucus ...
Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment
Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an ...
George Floyd Looks Down From Heaven on May Jobs Report and Still Wishes Four Cops Hadn’t Murdered Him
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — While his country is still reeling from the COVID-19 ...
Nation’s Guns Afraid They’re Getting a Bad Reputation from Trigger-Happy Cops
A recent poll has shown that 87% of the guns surveyed in the United ...
Scientists Confirm Responding to Extrajudicial Homicide With ‘All Lives Matter’ Makes You a Total Cunt
It could be one of the most important scientific studies since it was proven ...
4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President
A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree that Donald J. ...
Americans Designate MAGA a Terrorist Organization
While the president and his administration have deemed AntiFa — a political ideology that ...
White House Had GrubHub Deliver $42,000 in McDonald’s to Trump’s Bunker
WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Donald Trump was taken into an underground bunker to ...
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