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Devin Nunes Starting to Worry His Mouth is Stuck Like That

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For four years many people in Congressman Devin Nunes' life tried to warn him. His friends, both of them, tried to...
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Putin Admits He’s Feeling Down About Being a One Term President Installer

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- He's finally had enough time to process it. He didn't want to believe it at first, but there's just no denying...
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Trump Will Just Sit in the Oval Office and Masturbate to Old Apprentice Tapes While Biden is Sworn-In

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most people didn't have any notion that soon-to-be-former President Donald J. Trump would attend Joe Biden's inauguration tomorrow. What most people...
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National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to expel one of its most famous, loyal, and heretofore well-respected board members. In a...
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Gaetz: “In America, It’s Three Insurrections and You’re Out, Not One!”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For two hours this morning, the House of Representatives debated whether or not President Donald Trump -- who has less than...
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Obama Hopes Biden Remembers How to Take Everyone’s Guns, Jobs, and Bibles

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
UNDISCLOSED SHARIA COMMIE SOCIALIST BUNKER, SOROSLAND -- It's been four long years since Agenda 666 has been implemented, and former President Barack HUSSEIN Obama...
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Georgia Runoff Defeats Break Ancient Spell and McConnell’s Dick Turns Back Into Lump of Coal

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It happened with a sort of "cracking" sound, witnesses say. Then, as the crack subsided, a puff of black smoke emitted...
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Trump Already Broke New Year’s Resolution to Not Be a Fucking Moron

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
His friends and family, and even close political advisers, all warned him against doing it. He was told how risky it was, and how...
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Biden Suggests Injecting Bleach Into Mop Buckets

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
DELAWARE -- When he said it, the entire room took notice. "Call me crazy, but I think if you're looking to get things really clean...
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