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5 Ways Obama Has Totally Destroyed the Constitution

How has Obama destroyed the Constitution? We have five ways right here, pal.

Reince Priebus: GOP Hired Engineers To Fit All 180 Candidates on Debate Stage

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says his party's re-engineered stage will fit all the myriad ...

Pat Robertson: ‘I’m Not Sure Who or What to Blame Texas Flooding On’

Rev. Pat Robertson just can't figure out why super-conservative, super-Christian Texas was hit with ...

Rand Paul: ‘Universal Health Care Means Doctors Are Well-Paid Slaves!’

Rand Paul doesn't believe in Universal Health Care, partially because he has no clue ...