June 7, 2019 June 7, 2019 Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon by James Schlarmann
June 7, 2019 June 7, 2019 Trump Orders ICE Guards Posted at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge by James Schlarmann
June 6, 2019 June 23, 2019 Thought of Boston Straight Pride Parade Gives Mike Pence Full-On Chubby by James Schlarmann
June 5, 2019 June 5, 2019 Town Republican Okay With Abortion Rape Exception ‘Only If She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’ by James Schlarmann
June 4, 2019 June 23, 2019 John McCain’s Spirit Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President by James Schlarmann
May 30, 2019 May 30, 2019 Texas Democrat Authors Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death by James Schlarmann
May 30, 2019 June 23, 2019 Alabama Democrat Wants Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage by James Schlarmann
May 29, 2019 June 23, 2019 Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face by James Schlarmann
