August 2, 2019 August 2, 2019 Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders by James Schlarmann
July 31, 2019 July 31, 2019 Trump Promises Entire Capital Will Be Converted To Renewable White Power by James Schlarmann
July 30, 2019 August 3, 2019 “I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz by James Schlarmann
July 29, 2019 July 29, 2019 Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’ by James Schlarmann
July 28, 2019 July 28, 2019 Rick Santorum Worried All the Focus on Mexicans Not Leaving Enough Hate for Gays by James Schlarmann
July 28, 2019 July 28, 2019 Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect by James Schlarmann
July 26, 2019 July 26, 2019 Trump Campaign Manager Promises His Boss Will ‘Keep America on the White Track’ by James Schlarmann
July 22, 2019 July 22, 2019 MAGA Boy Grateful Obama Built FEMA Centers Trump Can Use As Concentration Camps For Brown Babies by James Schlarmann
July 19, 2019 July 19, 2019 Trump Asks for New Question Added On 2020 Census: “Are You Brown?” by James Schlarmann
July 17, 2019 July 17, 2019 Confused Trump Asks First Lady Why FaceApp’s “Old Man” Filter Seems Broken by James Schlarmann
