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Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that ...
Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice
AFGHANISTAN — The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words “fully and ...
UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In our continuing endeavor to provide our readers with the most ...
1776 Commission Will Teach Kids Facts About America’s Totally Not Racist Past of Slavery, Genocide, Jim Crow, and Internment Camps
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Recently, President Donald Trump at Education Secretary Betsy Devos announced that ...
Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret that President Donald Trump has spent a ...
Pussy Grabbing Predator With 25 Credible Allegations of Sexual Assault Can’t Wait to Bring Up Biden’s Past
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the nation’s capital, there is a 74-year-old pussy grabbing alleged ...
Joe Biden Uses Teleprompter to Read the Names of 200,000 Americans Who Died from Covid-19
LAGO DEL CRIMINAL GENOCIDA, FLORIDA — Today, Joe Biden made a campaign stop in ...
Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...
Alabama GOP Outraged ‘Cuties’ Director Didn’t Invite Roy Moore to World Premiere
BONINSISTERS, ALABAMA — The Alabama Republican Party issued a scathing rebuke of the controversial ...
Man Who Intentionally Wiped Out 200k Americans Outraged Mueller’s Agents Accidentally Wiped Their Phones
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If there’s one thing we know about Trump supporters, it’s that ...
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