January 19, 2019 January 19, 2019 Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro” by James Schlarmann
January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Men’s Rights Activist Vows to Never Shave Cousin’s Genitals with Gillette Razor Again by James Schlarmann
January 14, 2019 January 14, 2019 Trump Asks Legal Team if Sitting Presidents Can Be Indicted or Impeached During Shutdown by James Schlarmann
January 11, 2019 January 11, 2019 Don Jr. Explains Why ‘Walls Work’ and Why 6 Six Trillion Illegal Mexicans Come Over Ours Every Second by James Schlarmann
January 10, 2019 January 10, 2019 Freshman Democrat Offers Trump Thoughts and Prayers Instead of a Wall by James Schlarmann
January 9, 2019 January 9, 2019 Adderall Will Officiallly Sponsor Trump’s Next Prime Time Border Address by James Schlarmann
January 8, 2019 January 8, 2019 Mexico Agrees to Pay for Commercial Time During Trump’s Border Wall Address by James Schlarmann
January 7, 2019 January 7, 2019 Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome by James Schlarmann
January 4, 2019 January 4, 2019 2020 Democratic Contender Hopes She’s as Likable as Rage-Tweeting Racist, White Collar Crook She’d Be Facing by James Schlarmann
January 3, 2019 January 3, 2019 Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House by James Schlarmann
