October 15, 2018 October 15, 2018 Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism by James Schlarmann
October 9, 2018 October 9, 2018 White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off by James Schlarmann
October 5, 2018 October 5, 2018 Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge by James Schlarmann
October 1, 2018 October 1, 2018 Trump Offers Last Minute Compromise: Replace Kavanaugh With Bill Cosby by James Schlarmann
September 24, 2018 September 24, 2018 Trump Wonders If Kavanaugh Accusers ‘Maybe Let’ Themselves Be Assaulted ‘For Totally Political Reasons’ by James Schlarmann
September 17, 2018 September 17, 2018 Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On by James Schlarmann
September 10, 2018 September 10, 2018 GOP Rep: “We Need Two Separate FBIs For Democrats and Republicans” by James Schlarmann
September 6, 2018 September 14, 2018 Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season by James Schlarmann
August 31, 2018 August 31, 2018 Flint Man To Join Space Force And Undertake Mission to Mars to Bring Back Water For His Hometown by James Schlarmann
August 28, 2018 August 28, 2018 Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle” by James Schlarmann
