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Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that ...

Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice

AFGHANISTAN — The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words “fully and ...

Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret that President Donald Trump has spent a ...

Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...

Alabama GOP Outraged ‘Cuties’ Director Didn’t Invite Roy Moore to World Premiere

BONINSISTERS, ALABAMA — The Alabama Republican Party issued a scathing rebuke of the controversial ...