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Stephen Miller Will Celebrate First Ever Juneteenth With ‘Ceremonial Trump T-Lighting’

BEDFORD FORREST LAKE, FLORIDA -- When President Joe Biden signed a bill into law that proclaimed Juneteenth a federally recognized holiday, some may have...

Greene Accuses FBI Agents of Dressing Like Antifa Disguised as MAGA on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former one term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald Trump still has his ardent supporters in Congress. This, despite the fact that Trump...

Trump Mocks Biden for Not Being Invited to One of Putin’s ‘Yellow Parties’

This morning, President Joe Biden and Russian President Vladimir Putin held their first summit together since Biden defeated Putin's preferred candidate and was elected...

McCarthy: Greene Could Chair Horse Faced Cave Troll Committee If GOP Retakes House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though they're still more than a year away, Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) has already begun previewing how things might change,...

Reality Winner Released from Prison While Reality Denier Still Not President

In 2018, Reality Winner was sentenced to five years in prison for, as an NSA contractor, leaking information on Russian hacking attempts to the...

Local Crybaby Moron Still Thinks He’s Going to be President in August

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- A local resident of the area is, according to the handful of people who still consider themselves friends or family to...

New Petition Asks Jeff Bezos to Take Donald Trump and Ted Cruz into Space With Him

Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of Amazon, announced recently that he plans to be on the first ship built by Blue Origin -- a...

Gaetz Turned Down for High School Softball Coaching Job

LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA -- Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-Neverland Ranch) announced earlier this year that he was considering leaving Congress before his current term...

McEnany: “Donald Trump Has More Than Enough Stamina to Lose the Popular Vote a Third Time”

It's one of the most burning questions, and the answer likely won't come for at least another year or more, but that hasn't stopped...

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