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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However, now that I'm going to be bogged down with extra paperwork if I do, I can say pretty unequivocally we likely won't be rolling through the state any time soon." You...

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Remember when Obama’s campaign manager was arrested, released on bail, then sent back to jail because he was caught witness tampering?

Me neither. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); But let us know if you find some tape...
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Betsy DeVos Sees Nothing Wrong At All With Trump Administration’s Grasp Of History

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In less than a week's time, the Donald Trump administration has...
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Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's personal cache of...
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Historians Uncover Robert E. Lee’s Ambien Prescription

ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA -- Historians cleaning out an upstairs hall closet at the former residence...
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The Alternative Facts of Trump’s First State Dinner (VIDEO)

While on the campaign trail, candidate Donald Trump said a lot of things. As...
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Presidents Day Trivia: 45 Facts About 44 Presidents And One Orange Douchebag

Today is Presidents Day. Which means one thing for our readership: trivia! Who doesn't love...
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Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's personal cache of...
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Trump Declares South Electoral College Winners Of Civil War

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Just hours after triumphantly declaring a victory in the War on...
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President Trump Pauses to Honor the Victims of 7/11

On the anniversary of 9/11, President Trump takes a moment to honor the victims and the heroes of an attack that didn't happen.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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