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DeSantis: Florida History Books Must Remove White Wigs and Rouge from Images of Founders

With the stroke of his pen, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) ordered all history books in his state to be immediately removed from classrooms. Gov. DeSantis' order attempts to legally force textbook publishers to remove depictions of the men...

Sorry Libs, You Have to Honor The Stupid Ones on Presidents Day, Too!

The following op-ed was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a conservative commentator. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily this outlet. Pardon me for caring too much, I guess, but I have to use...

DeSantis: NASA Has to Rename Black Holes Because All Holes Matter in Florida

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is on a mission to de-woke his state. During his terms in office, DeSantis has boldly barred Critical Race Theory in elementary through high school classes despite it not being taught in any of them, and...

Barack Obama Explains Why No Congressional Investigation Found Evidence He Tried a Coup

https://youtu.be/J7kDqFH1WB8 Shocking almost no one on Planet Not a Fuckwit, the January 6th Congressional Committee announced  that it has "good faith evidence" former one term, twice permanently impeached President Don Trump violated numerous laws and participated in a criminal conspiracy...

History: The Day a President Suffered Humiliating Insurrectile Dysfunction

In American history, there are many dates that carry more importance than others. July 4th, December 7th, and September 11th are some of the most famous and infamous. Last year, exactly one year ago, January 6th joined those dates...

Historians Unearth Benedict Arnold’s PowerPoint Presentation

As it turns out, America's most infamous traitors perhaps might have one rather surprising thing in common -- their preferred presentation software. "Obviously we know that Benedict Arnold was a traitor who sold the country out before it was even...

Updated Rankings Show Trump Still 45th Most Intelligent Ex-President

Every four years, Americans go to the polls and cast their vote for president. Then, if the candidate who loses the election also loses the traditional post-election insurrection, a new president is sworn-in. If the incumbent wins either by...

Boebert Introduces Bill Honoring Victims of 7/11 and the Bowling Green Massacre

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) hasn't done much by the way of legislating in the first five months she's held office. She has, however, done quite a lot of publicity stunts and social media posting. A new...

Flashback: Al Qaeda Votes to Block Formation of 9/11 Commission

As Senate Republicans inch closer to blocking the formation of the January 6th Commission -- a bipartisan effort out of the House to investigate the causes and context of the pro-Trump insurrection on that day four months ago, some...

Greene Vows to Use Secret Jewish Space Laser to Destroy Pelosi’s ‘Anti-Semitic Holocaust Masks’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Freshman Qongresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia threatened to "unleash the full destructive powers" of a secret Jewish space laser on facemasks in the House of Representatives. It's not clear at this time how,...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...
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