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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However, now that I'm going to be bogged down with extra paperwork if I do, I can say pretty unequivocally we likely won't be rolling through the state any time soon." You...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I hadn't seen in the previous six thousand times I've looked at them." To this very moment, I'm really not sure why she called me, of all people. We're not friends; we're...

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Don Jr: ‘Patriots’ Will Stop Taking Unemployment and Get a Job Where They Need Welfare to Survive

During an appearance on Sean Hannity's daily klan rally on the radio, former President...
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Why Are People More Willing to Collect Unemployment Than The Slave Wages My Company Offers?

Editor's Note: The following was written by entrepreneur and NRN contributor Dustin Pewpson. The...
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Billionaire Will Be ‘Forced to Hide Money’ From Different Country If Biden Raises His Taxes

AVARICE FALLS, ILLINOIS -- Oliver Garkus made his first million dollars when he was not...
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Biden Orders “Capitalism” Removed from U.S. Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government must remove any and all references to "capitalism" from...
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Republicans Worry Biden’s $1.9T Rescue Plan Will Cut Childhood Poverty Too Much

""What happens if we run out of people to be poor? Have any of you Woketopian Libtarded Soyboy Beta Cucks thought about that?"
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Adjusted for Inflation, Sen. John Thune is a Privileged A-Hole In Any Era

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, Sen. John Thune (Q-SD) railed against raising the minimum wage...
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Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official...
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Vaccinated Bureaucrat Making Six Figure Income Has Thoughts on Your Kids Rushing Back to School

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (R-MT) is "sick and tired" of America's schools...
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Rich Guy Taking Six Figure Paycheck From Taxpayers Wonders If Taxpayers Need More Stimulus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ron Penis (Q-WI) told his colleagues on both sides of...
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Here You Go Plebs, Here’s $600. Thanks For the Salary and Healthcare.

The following editorial was written by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and...
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Ron Johnson Open to $1200 Covid Relief Checks for Russian Citizens

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell spoke from the floor of the...
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Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen...
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Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

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