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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign spokesperson Dustin Pewpsin, who also served as Elon Musk's personal testicular polishing assistant from 2021-2022. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not of this outlet,...

April 24, 2024

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true. At least, she's not a fan of transgender women. For some reason, which only the billionaire Harry Potter author can tell us what that might be, she doesn't seem as obsessed...

April 19, 2024

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U.S. Government to Prove Its Moral Supremacy By Murdering a Murderer

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev will be put to death by the US government, proving that two wrongs make a right.

May 16, 2015

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Authorities Considering Charges Against Darren Wilson for Killing Ferguson PD’s Racket

Ferguson PD wants to file charges against former Officer Darren Wilson for "killing" their racket.

March 13, 2015

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Ferguson Police Chief: ‘At Least We Stopped Shitting in People’s Mouths for Fun!’

Ferguson Police Chief Tom Jackson is being pressured to resign.

March 5, 2015

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg: ‘You’d Have to be On Something to Spend 8 Hours a Day With Those Assholes Too’

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently admitted to being not fully sober at the 2015 State of the Union, but is that the only time the venerable justice has hit the sauce on the job?

February 13, 2015

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