Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most important. However, if you thought that meant addressing rising inflation, the cost of natural gas, or even gun violence, then you’d be mistaken, or a soyboybetacuck libtard.
House Republicans are laser focused on condemning socialism.
Socialism is the opposite of the ideals our country was founded upon.
Today, House Republicans will stand up on behalf of the American people to condemn this evil ideology.
— House Republicans (@HouseGOP) February 2, 2023
In a purely symbolic move, Republicans will take to the House floor and pass a resolution that condemns socialism. They haven’t indicated if they’ll condemn the kind of socialism it takes to give rich people tax breaks that cost billions of dollars, or bailouts that let oil and airline companies have both record profits and more of the taxpayers’ money. However, what is clear is that Republicans will be condemning socialism without being able to spell, or define it.
For instance, Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) will be voting for the resolution, despite admitting to reporters that she can’t spell the word, and wouldn’t be able to even find it in a dictionary, much less define what “socialism” really is.
“First of off, I don’t have to know how jack shit is spelt, okay? That’s not a requisition for this jobular position I currently hold, okay,” Boebert shouted at reporters. “Second of off, if socialism isn’t evil, then why did the most morally pure oxycontin and underage Puerto Rican prostitute lover Rush Limbaugh tell me so? I mean, he’d go to Cuba all the time to fuck youngin’s and snort oxy off their tits, so wouldn’t he know best what commie-nism and socialism is? I REST MY CASE!”
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