Boebert Slams Biden for Spending President’s Day in Country She Can’t Find on a Map

This morning, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine, and met with Ukrainian President Vlodomir Zalensky. Normally, an American president visiting an ally would not be enough to rankle pro-MAGA politicians, but because Biden’s visit came on President’s Day, several of them took shots at the commander in chief while he was overseas.


@jamboschlarmbo In this #satire #LaurenBoebert criticizes #Biden for being in Ukraine on #PresidentsDay #politik #politics #political ♬ original sound – James Schlarmann

One such critic of President Biden’s trip to Ukraine was none other than Congressmoron Lauren Boebert (Q-CO).

“This is just yet another example of Biden’s coastal elite, America Last attitude toward the hard working, cousin lusting, knuckle-dragging middle Americans who work hard every day to turn this country into a Christofascist hell hole,” Boebert said on Newsmax this morning. “Of course he would run away to some other country on President’s Day! And the worst part is he chose a place I can’t even find on a damn map!”

A tearful Boebert said it was “extra mean” of Biden to visit a country she can’t find.

“Because I just learned how to spell ‘map’ two weeks ago, and Biden knows that! This was a direct attack on me,” Boebert insisted, “and it’s one of the many reasons I have agreed to co-sponsor the Articles of Impeachment Marjorie Taylor Greene drafted against him, and his son’s laptop. This disrespect will not stand.”

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Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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