James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

RNC to Feature Pro-Trump Democrats Who Started the KKK

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Flaming Cross to Deliver 2020 RNC Keynote Address

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In PA: President Trump Makes Concise, Organized, Intellectual Case for His Second Term

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Hunter Biden to Read Steve Bannon’s Indictment During DNC 2020 Speech

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Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole

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Will Joe Biden Replace the Army With AntiFa Mercenaries? This Man Thinks So.

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Melania Trump Already Hard at Work Practicing Michelle Obama’s DNC 2020 Speech

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She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps

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Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election

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Can You Spot All The Similarities These Two Share That Make Trump Question Their Eligibility?

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Recent Posts: Alternative Facts

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Recent Posts: The Pastiche Post

Okay Zuckerberg. You Win. I’ll Become a White Nationalist Domestic Terrorist So I Can Keep Using Facebook.

Okay Zuckerberg. You Win. I’ll Become a White Nationalist Domestic Terrorist So I Can Keep Using Facebook.
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Recent Posts: Satirical Facts

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