James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”

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Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”

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UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag

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Liberty University to Give Falwell 21-Cuck Salute Send-Off

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Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

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Cocaine to Officially Sponsor The Rest of RNC 2020

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