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Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”
CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY — Campbell’s Soup announced today that a brand new recipe will ...
Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Why was President Donald J. Trump rushed to Walter Reed Memorial ...
STUDY: The Worst-Run Democrat Cities Are in The Worst-Run Republican Country
A newly published study seems to indicate that all the worst-run Democrat cities happen ...
Can America Ever Return to a Simpler Time With Less White Nationalist Violence and More Demon Semen?
In Kenosha, Wisconsin and Portland, Oregon last week, Americans watched in horror as two ...
POLL: No One Cares What This Narcissistic Conman Douchebag Reality TV White Collar Crook Said About Joe Biden
Last night, a rage-filled, racist, narcissistic conman douchebag reality-TV game show host and white ...
UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag
Ann Coulter, conservative author and race war agitator, is still officially considered a “horse-faced ...
ISIS Thanks White House for Successfully Radicalizing Kyle Rittenhouse
SYRIA — The terror organization known as ISIS has issued a brief statement in ...
Liberty University to Give Falwell 21-Cuck Salute Send-Off
LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA — When Jerry Falwell Jr. leaves Liberty University in the coming days, ...
Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald Trump’s son, his namesake at that, delivered ...
Cocaine to Officially Sponsor The Rest of RNC 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The 2020 Republican National Convention kicked off last night and featured ...
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