James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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James Schlarmann

Ivanka Confirms No Change in Her Dad’s Balls Since Getting COVID-19 Vaccine

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Barrett Worries Her MAGA Hat Might Make People Think the Court Has Become Political

Ivanka Confirms No Change in Her Dad’s Balls Since Getting COVID-19 Vaccine

Tucker Carlson Will Interview Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Balls on Tonight’s Show

Club Owner Not Sure Who This “Jim Breuer” Guy Is, But Is Requiring Audience Vaccination Anyway

Barrett Worries Her MAGA Hat Might Make People Think the Court Has Become Political

Ivanka Confirms No Change in Her Dad’s Balls Since Getting COVID-19 Vaccine

Tucker Carlson Will Interview Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Balls on Tonight’s Show

Club Owner Not Sure Who This “Jim Breuer” Guy Is, But Is Requiring Audience Vaccination Anyway

Barrett Worries Her MAGA Hat Might Make People Think the Court Has Become Political