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Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for ...
Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews
FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS — In under 70 days, the general public will have their ...
Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm
SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA — Former President and current Dark Lord ...
Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An explosive new story in The Atlantic has put Trumplandia — the Republican ...
Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet Lies It Up Like the Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet She Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the nation’s capital today, a lying sack of shit blond ...
FEC Warns Americans to Look Out For Deepfakes That Make Trump Look Competent or Intelligent
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Federal Elections Commission is imploring all American voters to “keep ...
Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”
CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY — Campbell’s Soup announced today that a brand new recipe will ...
Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Why was President Donald J. Trump rushed to Walter Reed Memorial ...
STUDY: The Worst-Run Democrat Cities Are in The Worst-Run Republican Country
A newly published study seems to indicate that all the worst-run Democrat cities happen ...
Can America Ever Return to a Simpler Time With Less White Nationalist Violence and More Demon Semen?
In Kenosha, Wisconsin and Portland, Oregon last week, Americans watched in horror as two ...
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