CORUSCANT -- Emperor Palpatine refuses to concede the Battle of Yavin the Rebel Alliance. Despite visual evidence that his highly-touted Death Star was blown...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ran for reelection to the highest, most powerful office in...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American Democracy" from their party's platform, published on their website. It's...
The following was received by this outlet late last night. After contacting the offices of Holy Trinity, Inc. and confirming its provenance, we have...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- If Donald Trump loses his reelection bid, right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins says he's "bigly prepared to...
CORUSCANT -- Naboo Senator Sheev Palpatine has declared himself the winner of the Republic's election, and says he is now the rightful Chancellor of...