James Schlarmann

Monca Lewinsky’s First 5 Tweets

Monica got on Twitter y'all. And we've (maybe) got her first give tweets, possibly maybe.

Unhistorical Facts: August 23rd, 1987

The debut of TPGC's weekly Monday segment, "Unhistorical Facts." Presented within this segment are stories involving dates that it was completely unnecessary to record in the cosmic calendar.

The Week in Review – Week of October 18th, 2014 (Video)

A look back at the week in American politics for the week ending October 18th, 2014.

An Ebola PSA From Your Friends at The Political Garbage Chute

The Political Garbage Chute's Ebola PSA.

5 Things That Are Definitely NOT On the Palin Brawl Police Report

The police report about the Alaskan Palin Brawl has been released, but let's talk about what you'd never find on that document, shall we?

5 Ways Gay Marriage Has Totally Ruined Our Straight Marriages

Does gay marriage harm straight marriages? You be the judge!

3 Questions To Shut Ron Paul & Modern Day Secessionists Up

In a development that only coma patients would find surprising, Ron Paul recently came out in favor of secession. The man has long been the champion of the modern day libertarian movement, which if you ask me looks less like a movement...

10 Songs On the Palins’ Brawlin’ Party Playlist

Sarah Palin's family's brawl had a pretty sweet custom soundtrack.

5 Things We Wish Obama Would Say In His ISIS Address Tonight

We all know what Obama's going to say in his address about the growing threat of ISIS in his address to the nation, but what else could he say instead?

5 Subjects Dick Cheney Discussed With House Republicans

Dick Cheney met with House Republicans last week. So what did he discuss with the misanthropic ne'r-do-anythings?

About Me

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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