James Schlarmann

5 Ways to Tell if You’ll Need a Special ID to Vote in Texas (VIDEO)

Do you live in Texas and aren't quite sure if you'll need to acquire an ID to vote that you didn't ever need before? The Political Garbage Chute has the answers for you with 5 easy questions.

White Privilege, Pssshawww (Video)

Does White Privilege exist? The Clueless White Guy has some thoughts.

Documented Facts To Piss Off Your Tea Bagger Uncle #2 Voter Fraud is Statistical Mysticism

Today's fact: Voter fraud doesn't exist, not in any sense of reality, anyway.

A Message For Women and Minorities from The GOP (VIDEO)

A mid-term message For women and minorities from the Republican Party.

5 Republican Pick Up Lines

Are you a Republican looking to make time with a lady folk? Try one of these patented pick-up lines!

Seriously It Was Just a F**king Tweet Guys (VIDEO)

Conan O'Brien and Madeleine Albright had a little fun on Twitter this week, so of course freak-out liberals got their panties twisted.

5 Things Mitch McConnell Will Do His First Day as Senate Majority Leader (VIDEO)

If ol' Mitch becomes the Majority Leader in 2015, what will his first day be like? Watch and find out!

5 Ways the War on Drugs Has Totally Succeeded (VIDEO)

So you think spending billions of dollars on the War on Drugs was a wasted effort, do you? We have five reasons you’re TOTALLY WRONG, BUD!

Documented Facts to Piss Off Your Tea Bagger Uncle #1: Gay Marriage is Good For the Economy

A recent study reveals just how much green is in rainbows.

5 Lesser Known Rand Paul Conspiracy Theories

Rand Paul's got some pretty "out there conspiracy theories." Do you believe we've found some more?

About Me

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
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