James Schlarmann

10 Songs On the Palins’ Brawlin’ Party Playlist

Sarah Palin's family's brawl had a pretty sweet custom soundtrack.

5 Things We Wish Obama Would Say In His ISIS Address Tonight

We all know what Obama's going to say in his address about the growing threat of ISIS in his address to the nation, but what else could he say instead?

5 Subjects Dick Cheney Discussed With House Republicans

Dick Cheney met with House Republicans last week. So what did he discuss with the misanthropic ne'r-do-anythings?

Joan Rivers Was an Imperfect, Genius Pioneer

The Political Garbage Chute's tribute to a groundbreaking comedic icon, faults and all.

Facebook to Extend Content Labeling Beyond Satire

Facebook has decided it didn't go far enough to condescend to its users in labeling satirical content as "satire," and have decided to label more content based on presumed intelligence level.

5 Shows You’ll NEVER See Air on ‘The Sarah Palin Channel’

Just what will the bastion of intellect and sanguine political commentary have on its "airwaves?" We have some thoughts on the Sarah Palin Channel lineup.

3 More Things FL Rep. Charles Van Zant (R) Thinks Will Turn Your Kids Gay

Charles Van Zant, a Republican rep in Florida made some hilarious claims about Common Core, but his other gay conspiracy theories really take the cake.

Sen. Lindsey Graham: “I was born within 5 minutes of conception!”

After making dubious claims in support of his new abortion bill, Senator Lindsey Graham shocked the world by claiming to have been born just after fertilization.

4 Simple Economic Facts Vindicate Jimmy Carter and Indict George W. Bush

President Jimmy Carter is the worst economic president of our time...unless you're into facts, math and reality.

Like the Rest of Us, God Hated Fred Phelps — A Political Garbage Chute Obituary

We do not mourn for Fred Phelps. We dance upon his grave.

About Me

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
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