James Schlarmann

5 Reasons Jeb vs Hillary Shouldn’t Make You Lose Hope for Humanity (VIDEO)

Think Jeb v. Hillary is a bad idea for the country? Think again, Hippie-Commie-Sharia Loving-Libtard!

5 Things Dubya Has Predicted in His Career as a Fortune Teller (VIDEO)

The Great Dubya has predicted that his brother Jeb will beat Hillary Clinton if the two run for president against each other in 2016. We put together some of his other famous predictions.

Politician and Pundit 2014 Christmas Gift Ideas (VIDEO)

Not sure what to get that politician or pundit on your gift list for Christmas this year? Take a look at our suggestions.

5 Things The Republicans Will Be Talking About Instead of The Amazing November Jobs Numbers (VIDEO)

What will the Republicans talk about instead of the kick-ass jobs numbers from last month?

Obama Brings the U.S. Economy to Its Knees With Best Jobs Growth in 15 Years!

President Obama's threatening to bring the economy down by way of making it stronger, more robust, and adding more jobs this year than in the last 15 years.

5 Reasons We Don’t Want All Our Cops Wearing Cameras (VIDEO)

Making cops wear cameras seems like a good idea, but here are five reasons maybe it's not a good idea, or maybe these aren't good reasons. You decide.

5 Things Obama Will Do Instead of Deliver His State of the Union Speech Next Month (VIDEO)

The Republicans are threatening to keep Obama from making his State of the Union address next month. But maybe the president can find other things to occupy his time instead?

5 Things John Boehner and Mitch McConnell Will Do After They Shut Down the Government (VIDEO)

We took a look at a few of the things Mitch McConnell and Johnny Boehner will do once they shut it all down...again.

5 Things The Lame Duck Congress Will Address Before Finishing Their Term (VIDEO)

If we know this Congress, they'll definitely put the "lame" in "lame duck."

5 Ways Darren Wilson Resigning In No Way Smells Like Collusion (VIDEO)

We're sure it's a total coincidence and all, but here's why Darren Wilson's resignation is totally above-board.

About Me

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
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