James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Rick Santorum’s Next 3 Film Projects Announced!

Rick Santorum is now a movie producer, and we have the inside scoop on ...

My Argument Against Obamacare, by Senator Rand Paul

An exclusive op-ed written by Sen. Rand Paul for The Political Garbage Chute.

“5 NEW Benghazi Conspiracy Theories” by Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)

No stand down order? No problem. Louie Gohmert's got five more Benghazi theories for ...

5 Other Benghazi Distractions

Ted Cruz thinks Syria is a distraction from Benghazi, and so are these five ...