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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However, now that I'm going to be bogged down with extra paperwork if I do, I can say pretty unequivocally we likely won't be rolling through the state any time soon." You...
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Immigration

Sanctuary Cities to Move Illegal Immigrants Dumped on Them by The White House to Trump Resorts

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The battle between the Trump administration and so-called "sanctuary cities" is...
Arts & Entertainment

JJ Abrams Reveals Every Character Dead by End of “The Rise of Skywalker”

During the annual Star Wars Celebration, this year held in Chicago, the title of...
Science & Medicine

Trump Charity Accused of Stealing Donations Meant for Kids With Windmill Cancer

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Trump Pediatric Windmill Cancer Foundation has been formally...
The War on Drugs

7 Signs Your Cat Wants to Get Baked and Watch “Queer Eye” With You

For years, zoologists and veterinarians have known but not understood a curious fact about...
Women's Rights

Texas Democrat Introduces Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republican lawmakers in the State of Texas are trying to get...
MAGA News

Barr Investigating If Obama Administration Forced Trump to Be Lifelong Lying Conman and Racist Idiot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this year, during Senate testimony, William Barr -- Attorney General...
Science & Medicine

Trump Asks Ben Carson if He’s ‘Friends With’ the Black Hole in NASA’S Picture

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, NASA released the very first images of a black hole...
Science & Medicine

Americans Disappointed To Find Out Trump Won’t Be On Falcon Heavy Launch

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As SpaceX, billionaire inventor Elon Musk's aerospace company, readies to launch...
Science & Medicine

Tomi Lahren Says NASA’s Black Hole Picture is ‘Reverse Racism’ Because #AllHolesMatter

VALLE INSÍPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomahawk Lahren does not like black...
Science & Medicine

NASA Releases Amazing First Ever Pictures of a Black Hole

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- NASA sent several hundred media outlets the first ever pictures of...
Science & Medicine

6 Signs You Have Windmill Cancer

Windmill cancer, or wind cancer as it's also referred to, is a very real,...
MAGA News

Dozens of Secret Service Members Volunteer to Be Next Ones Fired from Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump's administration saw quite a shakeup in...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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