James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

5 Things to Cheer Up The Democrat or Progressive in Your Life (VIDEO)

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LEAKED VIDEO: RNC’s “Welcome to Republican America” (VIDEO)

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5 Reasons The Republicans Will Take Control of the Senate

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Does Trickle Down Actually Work? (Video)

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5 Alternative Names for the Washington Football Club (VIDEO)

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The NRA’s Mass Shootings Reminder (VIDEO)

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The GOP’s Final Message Before the Midterms (Video)

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