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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true. At least, she's not a fan of transgender women. For some reason, which only the billionaire Harry Potter author can tell us what that might be, she doesn't seem as obsessed...
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...
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The Democrats

Pelosi Wishes ‘The Founders Had Given Us Some Tool by Which to Hold a President Accountable’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told reporters today that she...
MAGA News

President Trump Orders Dictionary to Change “Checks and Balances” to “Presidential Harassment”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A furious President Donald Trump angrily assembled members of the press...
MAGA News

Trump Asked Jack Dorsey Why His ‘Close, Personal Friend’ @JonnyAmerican4Trump12345 Lost His Twitter Account

WASINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump hosted the CEO of Twitter in the Oval...
Tech

Trump Says He And Jack Twitter ‘Have a Much Better Understandment of Each Other’ After Oval Office Meeting

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump had a closed-door meeting with the CEO of...
Science & Medicine

5 Reasons Big Blow is Hiding the Windmill Cancer Cure From Us

A couple weeks back, we published an article that contained six of the most...
MAGA News

Doctors Rushing to Perform Spinal Implants on Congressional Democrats Still on the Fence About Impeaching Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional sources are confirming at the time of publication that a...
MAGA News

Huckabee Sanders Defends Herself: “I Don’t Lie. I Tell Alternative Truths and Untrue Facts”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is once again trying to repair...
U.S. Politics

Anonymous Staffer Offers to Give the ‘Lewinsky Treatment’ to Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give...
Science & Medicine

Trump and DeVos Celebrate Flat Earth Day With Special Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump hosted the annual White House Easter Egg...
MAGA News

Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give...
MAGA News

Trump Shouts ‘NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!’ in Every Child’s Face at White House Egg Roll

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and Third First Lady Melania Trump hosted the...
Religion

Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One

MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets about a report...
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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