James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

5 Subjects Dick Cheney Discussed With House Republicans

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Joan Rivers Was an Imperfect, Genius Pioneer

The Political Garbage Chute's tribute to a groundbreaking comedic icon, faults and all.

Facebook to Extend Content Labeling Beyond Satire

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5 Shows You’ll NEVER See Air on ‘The Sarah Palin Channel’

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3 More Things FL Rep. Charles Van Zant (R) Thinks Will Turn Your Kids Gay

Charles Van Zant, a Republican rep in Florida made some hilarious claims about Common ...

Sen. Lindsey Graham: “I was born within 5 minutes of conception!”

After making dubious claims in support of his new abortion bill, Senator Lindsey Graham ...

4 Simple Economic Facts Vindicate Jimmy Carter and Indict George W. Bush

President Jimmy Carter is the worst economic president of our time...unless you're into facts, ...