James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Conservative Radio Host Weighing Options to Defend SC’s Murdering Cop

South Carolina cop Michael T. Slager is being charged with murder, and one conservative ...

“Why The U.S.-Iran Nuke Deal Is Bad, Bad, Bad” by John McCain

Senator John McCain sent the Chute this op-ed, explaining his opposition to the U.S.-Iran ...

Indiana GOP Mulling Rainbow Patches for State’s LGBTs to Wear

Some Indiana Republicans are hoping to make their new RFRA law a little easier ...

Ghost of George Wallace: ‘I F**cking Love Indiana’s New Law!’

An exclusive interview with the ghost of an old-school discriminatory bigot governor.