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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true. At least, she's not a fan of transgender women. For some reason, which only the billionaire Harry Potter author can tell us what that might be, she doesn't seem as obsessed...
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...
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Women's Rights

Rapist Looking to Settle Down and Start a Family Grateful for Florida’s New Abortion Ban

He's known for a little while that he's ready to settle down and start...
Tech

Musk Bought Twitter a Day Ago and My “@AmericasFirstReichPatriot” Account Still Isn’t Active!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm. What the actual, literal, perpetual fuck is going on over at Twitter? Elon...
Arts & Entertainment

Disney Junior Producing Show to Teach Kids How to Identify Fascists Pretending to Be Christians

The Walt Disney Company announced via a shareholder teleconference this morning several new shows...
MAGA News

Greene: Trump Will Declare Marshall Law and Name Eminem Attorney General After He Wins in 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told reporters this morning as she...
Tech

Of Course Elon Will Let You Call Him a Pedo on Twitter Once He Buys It. He Loves Free Speech.

The following is an editorial submitted by Chad Schittsworth, a senior fellow at the...
Criminal Justice

Greene Can’t Recall What She Said She Can’t Recall About What She Said Five Minutes Ago

Last week, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) took the witness stand in the first...
Arts & Entertainment

CNN+’s Failure Proves Liberalism is in Decline, and That’s What I’ll Post on Truth Social

The following editorial was submitted by State Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (Q). Thompaulsen is a...
Tech

InbredsOfTikTok Curates Content from Pro-Trump Users

While the Internet debates whether social media accounts that anonymously aggregate content for the...
MAGA News

DeSantis Accuses God of Being ‘Reverse Racist’ Because There Aren’t White People in the Bible

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) has not indicated one way or the other whether...
Business

Disney Tells DeSantis They’ll Get Tough on Groomers and Bans Evangelical Christians From Park

In a letter to Gov. Ron DeSantis sent this afternoon via special courier, the...
Conservative Media

I Sold Tucker The Butt Dildo He Needs to Get Hard. He Didn’t Seem Worried About Masculinity.

https://youtu.be/kEAxbv5Dkac Tucker Carlson needs a healthy prostate massage to get an erection. Before you get...
Conservative Media

The Only Result I Got From Trying Tucker’s Teste Treatment Is My Balls Look Like Donald Trump

For most of my life, I have taken the advice of trusted medical professionals...
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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