James Schlarmann 
Coronavirus Placed on 24-Hour Suicide Watch
Authorities are telling us that the novel coronavirus, known globally as “Covid-19,” has been ...
Kellyanne Conway Chose…Poorly
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In hindsight, her friends and family say that White House senior ...
5 Fun Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election
Yesterday, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani — whose only role in society now ...
Obama Warns Biden Against Tan Suits and Dijon Mustards
SECRET KENYAN SHARIA BUNKER — Outgoing President Donald J. Trump may not want to ...
Half of Republicans Think Trump Won Re-election and Santa Claus Will Deliver the Evidence Christmas Eve
A new poll published by Reuters today shows that half of Republicans — roughly ...
Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin
CORUSCANT — Emperor Palpatine refuses to concede the Battle of Yavin the Rebel Alliance. ...
Lying Fuck Reminds America The Constitution Says He’s Not Done Lying To Them Until January 21st, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ...
Biden Supports Recounts So ‘Americans Can Watch Trump Lose As Many Times As He Wants’
WINURZ, DELAWARE — This morning, President-Elect Joe Biden was spotted taking a stroll with ...
This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote Once In Two Tries!
Let’s play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the hints we give ...
RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase “Supporting American ...
