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4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President
A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree that Donald J. ...
Americans Designate MAGA a Terrorist Organization
While the president and his administration have deemed AntiFa — a political ideology that ...
White House Had GrubHub Deliver $42,000 in McDonald’s to Trump’s Bunker
WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Donald Trump was taken into an underground bunker to ...
Adolf Hitler Endorses Labeling AntiFa A ‘Terrorist Organization’
HELL, HELL — Former German President, and, still pretty much the worst human being ...
Whiny Cunt Won’t Stop Complaining About Social Media on Social Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. — He doesn’t have to tweet. There is no clause in the ...
Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”
LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has ...
Twitter to Start Putting “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Label on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...
Poll: Majority of Americans Wish Trump’s Mom Had Been Pro-Choice
As the election draws closer, there’s little doubt that President Donald Trump believes he’s ...
GoFundMe Established to Pay Legal Fees for “Anyone Who Pisses in Donald Trump’s Face”
A crowdfund has been set up with a special, Trump-specific mission in mind.
Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the President of the United States of America declared the ...
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