James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Greenland “Would Be Lucky” if Trump Ran It Like One of His Casinos

Obama Dares Co-Presidents to Attempt His Record for Holding Their Breath Underwater

Saying “Gulf of America” is How Pedophiles Are Identifying Each Other Now

DOGE Hackers Still Unable to Locate Josh Hawley’s Wife’s Clit For Him

Eagles Accept Gavin Newsom’s Invitation to Visit California

Among Rapists, Jesus Nazis, Traitors, and Morons, His Approval Rating Has Never Been Higher

Trump Says Jews “Should Never Have Started” the Holocaust With Hitler

God Apologizes for Not Making Two Specific Women Pro-Choice

Trump Bans “Treasonously Accurate Portrayals” of People on Sketch Comedy Shows

So You Bought the Presidency, But Still Cant Afford a Personality That Isn’t Cancer

President Musk Just Changed Every American’s Social Security Number to “69-X-DOGE-LOL”

How Much Universal Healthcare Could We Get For the Price of One Gaza?

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