James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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James Schlarmann

The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments

Patriotic American Rooting For Socialist Countries to Beat U.S. Women’s Soccer Team

Scientists Unable to Predict if Ted Cruz Can Evolve Past Booger-Eating Fascist Stage

Patriot Will Get Vaccinated If The Sunlight He’s Shooting Up His Ass Doesn’t Work First

The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments

Patriotic American Rooting For Socialist Countries to Beat U.S. Women’s Soccer Team

Scientists Unable to Predict if Ted Cruz Can Evolve Past Booger-Eating Fascist Stage

Patriot Will Get Vaccinated If The Sunlight He’s Shooting Up His Ass Doesn’t Work First

The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments

Patriotic American Rooting For Socialist Countries to Beat U.S. Women’s Soccer Team

Scientists Unable to Predict if Ted Cruz Can Evolve Past Booger-Eating Fascist Stage

Patriot Will Get Vaccinated If The Sunlight He’s Shooting Up His Ass Doesn’t Work First