TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- The Governor of Florida is bound and determined to get police officers unvaccinated against COVID-19 to consider moving to his state.
Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q), who keeps assuring his constituents he's not eyeing a 2024 presidential bid,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal to former President Don Trump than Rep. Gym Jordan (Q-OH). Jordan's devotion to Trump is so complete that even now, nine months after Joe Biden was sworn in, and...
For nearly as long as the theory of evolution has existed, scientists have been documenting the changes -- big and small -- that species have undergone over eons and eons of development. One thing that has eluded them, however,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Democrats on the Hill all seem to know the stakes.
Time is running out before next year's mid-terms, and if the scores of breathless op-eds written on the subject are to be believed, they could lose control...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) counts herself among some of the most strident and outspoken followers and devotees of the MAGA political movement. Ms. Boebert, who up to the point she was elected to Congress was most...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) received some heartbreaking news. Her sister was killed last night in what authorities are calling a "freak weather-related incident." Greene, however, is confident her sister was killed after a...
GILEAD COUNTY, TEXAS -- Officials with the Texas State Sex Fluid and Biomatter Protection Agency are reporting this morning that they have 35-year-old Fred Franklin in custody.
Franklin had been wanted in connection to an alleged attempted genocide of millions...
Two of America's favorite female equine-Americans have agreed to race for charity, according a joint press release.
"The Congressional Office of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, in partnership with succubus and author Ann Coulter, are pleased to announce that a race...
LOS TERRORISTAS BLANCOS, CALIFORNIA -- Many Americans who live in other states have come to view California as a big, blue monolith.
After years of progressive politics dominating the state legislature, and considering California hasn't gone for a Republican presidential...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have begun to close ranks and circle the wagons in defense of one of their strongest allies -- Democratic Senator Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona.
On Twitter, insurrectionist, pro-MAGA Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) blasted conservative CNN...
