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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true. At least, she's not a fan of transgender women. For some reason, which only the billionaire Harry Potter author can tell us what that might be, she doesn't seem as obsessed...
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...
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Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell

Sparks, NV -- 31-year-old Dawn Qualls found herself in the torturous and fiery pits...
Lifestyle

Area Libertarian Still Calls His Mom ‘Mother’

Houston, TX -- A 48-year-old Houston man surprised his coworkers after referring to his...
Science & Medicine

Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program

Washington D.C -- Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a...
Religion

Internet Evangelical Christians Publishes ALL CAPS Bible

Topeka, KS -- In effort to proclaim that 'Kingdom of Heaven is at hand,'...
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Yoko Ono to Cover Dark Side of The Moon

New York, NY -- Following what many are calling a successful show in New...
Science & Medicine

Donald Trump Models Wildfire Prevention by Raking White House Lawn

Washington D.C. -- President Donald Trump, fresh on the heals of his visit to...
Business

Tesla Introduces Retro Line of Cars Featuring AM Radios

Reno, NV -- Tesla, Inc. is back in the news this week on the...
Conservative Media

Fox News: Trump Wins 600 Races Nationwide as Write-In Candidate

Washington D.C. -- The Fox News channel is reporting that President Donald Trump has...
Lifestyle

Trump Not Happy with Pence’s Halloween Costume

Washington D.C. -- According to leaks from within the West Wing of the White...
Lifestyle

Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi Is

America -- Despite Republican successes in national and local elections in the past six years,...
Lifestyle

Pence Stuns Green Bay Rally With Impressive Robot Dance

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Green Bay, WI -- Vice President Mike Pence broke into...
History

New Photographic Evidence Suggests Wright Brothers Not First to Flight

Grass Valley, CA -- For over a hundred years, many Grass Valley locals have...
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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