Trump Says Michael Cohen Is His Lawyer Sometimes, But Was Never His Attorney

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump’s former personal attorney — a man Trump himself referred ...

Trump Experienced Brief Moment of Unexpected Sexual Arousal With Macron

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald Trump welcomed French President Emmanuel Macron and ...

Mother Earth Claims Credit For Threats On Scott Pruitt

THE MILKY WAY GALAXY  — Environmental Protection Agency administrator Scott Pruitt is under heavy ...

White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are ...