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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is funny sometimes. If you had asked me a few years ago, hell, even a few days back, if I thought...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However, now that I'm going to be bogged down with extra paperwork if I do, I can say pretty unequivocally we likely won't be rolling through the state any time soon." You...
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The Democrats

President Obama Announces He’s Spending Thanksgiving “Not Giving A Fuck” On Pacific Island

"There’s just so much going on in the world today, and it’s nice just not giving a fuck."
MAGA News

White House Announces Donald Jr. As Turkey To Be Pardoned

THE WHITE HOUSE -- Speaking to reporters earlier today about the arrangements for this...
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House Republicans Place Massive Wheelchair Order To Help Its Caucus Members Who Shoot Themselves In The Foot

WASHINGTON DC — In an announcement made at the Republican National Committee headquarters in...
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Trump Tweets: Women “Ungrateful” To Him For Making Their Health A “Huge Talking Point”

THE WHITE HOUSE — In an early morning potty session today, President Donald Trump...
Arts & Entertainment

Elton John And Donald Trump To Release Collaboration Of Their Greatest Hits In Time For Christmas

"This will be the most popular album ever released."
MAGA News

Trump Set To Tap Putin As New Special Prosecutor In Russia Investigation

AIR FORCE ONE — Time to relax after two days of work covering the...
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Trump Announces He’s Going as Mid-Level, Truly Hilarious and Handsome Comedian for Halloween

"Can’t you let him have his fun? He has been looking forward to this all year."
Lifestyle

Residents of Wisconsin Asked to Choose Respectful Halloween Costumes

MADISON, WISCONSIN  -- As pumpkins are carved, lanterns are lit and children showed videos...
MAGA News

‘Kellyanne, What Language Do They Speak in Argentina?’ asks Trump as Charges Announced in Mueller Probe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking a major day in the ongoing investigation into the Trump...
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‘Cảm ơn bạn Ông Orange Man’ says Vietnam as Trump Announces New Line of ‘AUTOGRAPH’ ties.

Available in a range of colors from Ku Klux White to Murderous Red.

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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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